hello horse the band. i am writing to you from the year 2058. radioactive zombie cyborgs rule the world and reign terror over all surviving humans. i need you to travel to the future and destroy them with your music and save the human race. god speed horse the band, god speed.

come to latinoamerica lolz wut

hi, dr frankenstein here, uploaded most of the videomaterial from your concert in marburg.

grande....

Pizza tastes good, chew on it and wash it down with soda pop.

come to canada.
this is an order.
if you do not come to canada,


you will die.
(it's true!)

SUP YALL!.

winnipeg! :)

continue teh lawrence and frands

god damn. i hate idiots who fucking argue over genres. "oh, i know more than you because i sit online for hours on end fanatically researching all of my fav bands so i can go on youtube and myspace and rub my dumb ass knowledge in people's faces." fuck nintendocore. and blah blah blah. it's all the same. it's all stupid fucking labels. they are simply themselves. when someone asks me: so what do they sound like? i respond: dude, they sound like fucking HORSE the BAND. then they listen. then they understand. i'm sick of faggy little scene kids. die out like the 80's hair rock already!!