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There was a cake.
There was a party.
I am still alive.

So you've found me, congraduations. This is the Aperture Science Enrichment Center's YouTube account. You will be watched, and there will be..... cake? I THINK NOT!!

I'll accept any friend invites, proper.


I make VERY random and..... (descriptive noun here) videos. Hopefully some of them are to your liking. And if not.... (curse word here) cake.

5-17/18-2008 UDATE!
Whew, I read and responded to all the 175 comments in the little envelope thing, doubled my subscriber list, and made 7 more friends today. It was a good day.

5-11-2008 UPDATE!
I beat Portal again, God I love that ending!

4-20-2008 UPDATE!
(Uncorks Champagne) 1,000 Channel Views today!! Glee!

3/30/2008 UPDATE!
I beat Portal today! Yay.

Apply for the Aperture Science Enrichment program! Chell did, and now she's dead. She failed to get the cake.
Leave a COMMENT if you wish, I'm getting lonely... so lonely